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Gary Gygax
Father of "the game" you'll be missed.
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
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Midweek Monster Mayhem - Armored Skeleton - (SWL / OSR) - Aye, you need to watch out for them skellies with armor. Not saying they're intelligent, but I am saying they aren't your usual bucket o' bones. Simply pu...
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d100 Paladin Smack Talk - It would be sad if this made me think paladins are worth keeping in DnD. But I think It might. Well Planet Psychon Paladin working for a AI god might look...
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A moron, but likable. A small and pale puppy. A sheer drop. - *The Host of Demon City can roll dice like a player, but, just as D&D can be a little more fun with miniatures, Demon City is a little more fun if the Host...
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Fenix Fatalist Talks Cosplay - https://www.facebook.com/fenixfatalistcosplay/ I love her look and the way that she expresses herself. I could listen to that great accent all day long....
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October Horror Movie Challenge - Stake Land 2: The Stakelander (2016) - Synopsis: Set years after the original, Martin finds his life in New Eden torn apart by the Brotherhood. He heads back to the Stakelands to find the one pe...
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DISCIPLES OF SHAOLIN AND OTHER SHAW BROTHERS NEWS - I have an article up at Shaw Brothers Universe talking about Disciples of Shaolin for Alexander Fu Sheng's birthday yesterday. You can see the article HERE...9 hours ago
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A project I am working on - I was thinking of something I could do for Swords and Wizardry Continual Light. Then this came to me as an idea for a setting. *Far beyond the Borderlands,...
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Dungeon Magazine – Final Retrospective - This will be long. I beg your understanding for my verbosity hypocrisy; this is the product of four years work. I have now reviewed every adventure in ever...15 hours ago
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Osr Commentary - Rumbles From The Caves of Chaos - B2 The Keep On The Borderlands As Old School Sword & Sorcery Campaign - " The PC's are based at a keep & investigate a nearby series of caves that are filled with a variety of Chaos monsters.The Cult of Chaos has been on the ...
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pulpcovers: Rattlesnake Poison Murder http://bit.ly/2vvXwAu - pulpcovers: Rattlesnake Poison Murder http://bit.ly/2vvXwAu23 hours ago
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a silly experiment - I wanted to see what the party would look like if I simply took the first image that google came up with for each of the seven BX classes. *Cleric* Is th...
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Into the Dungeon! - Only recently have we rediscovered the location of the palace of the Vampire King. As the old stories and sages … Continue reading →1 day ago
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Friday Grab Bag: BuJo, Free Rules-Lite Games, Chromatic Soup 02, RPG Layout - This week is full of free, lightweight games, most of the OSR vein. I also found two uses for the Bullet Journal method, a nifty solitaire game, layout a...1 day ago
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The Back of the Garuda: Or, Yet Another High Concept Campaign Setting - The last thing I need to do is come with another high concept campaign setting (I already have the dreams of a sleeping crocodile to finish off, and then t...1 day ago
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Weird Revisted: Hobogoblin Garbage Kings! - *This post related to the City and *Weird Adventures *first appeared on Halloween in 2011. I think I may can coined the term "nyfitsanthropy." * The City ...
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Death is Not the End - Tougher breaks: you hit 0 hp, you die; no death saves. But what if, as you die, you get to make one last move to swing that final combat scene in a differ...
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Making a Splash: The Haunted Detective - Dig it, Groove-ophiles! 13 spooky *Batman *splashes from some of the greatest artists of the Groovy Age! These are some of the moody masterpieces from the ...
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[Q&A] Robert Turk (Purgatory House) - [20:04] <+RobertTurk> Hello, my name is Robert Turk and I am the creator of Purgatory House, a pick up and play Haunted House RPG currently on Kickstarter!...2 days ago
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Monster Archaeology - Magical Beasts - MYTHICAL BEASTS OF LEGEND It's hard to know exactly where to start and stop the next set of monsters from *Monsters and Treasure*, bestial creatures that a...
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Goodbye, Zach - Fellow game designer and much loved family man, Zach Best, has passed. My condolences go out to his friends and family. Zach suffered from Oesophageal canc...3 days ago
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JEShields and the Art of Love - James Shields is, in my opinion, the premiere artist in the OSR. His strong line work, dynamic images, and the sheer diversity of what he can bring to life...
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FWS Movie Review: BLADE RUNNER 2049 - TIt is no secret that I am a huge fan of the transformative 1982 *BLADE RUNNER *and I've often wondered what an official sequel to Ridley Scott's flawed c...
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Wire Rat - the Mulholland Option (Night's Black Agents) - Only a brief post this time. I spent a chunk of the day helping the local Gilbert & Sullivan society clear set from their latest production. There was a ba...6 days ago
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Flea Market Treasure-Like Finds - Had the day off. Went to a flea market cause I didn't go to the movies. Neither one has anything to do with the other, but that's how it happened. I took p...
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Remi's hardest track yet - *Thank you Justin and Suzette for this beautiful write-up of Remi's track. Remi (Remy von Moosbach-Zuzelek) is owned/handled by Justin Richins of R&K Hunt...
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[Actual Play] The Lotos-Eaters: Team Tsathogga Head Upriver - So, the last installment of Team Tsathogga's adventures saw them perched on top of their improvised wall near the flooded temple that the naga-kin were usi...1 week ago
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Maps - I made a big map for my D&D game and turned it into a poster for use during the game. It’s easily the most detailed thing I’ve ever drawn; it took me about...1 week ago
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HIPPIE HAT BRAIN PARASITE - HIPPIE HAT BRAIN PARASITE "'You've seen 'em yourself. Plenty. Wide stiff brim, high crown, cut out of a sheet of Tandy cowhide and laced together like a Bo...
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Three Occult Books for 7th Sea - These three books were recently discovered on the shelves of Tomlin and Sons Booksellers in La Bucca (Sunrise Haven). The number of available copies varies...
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The Haunted Mansion - [When I transferred posts to this new blog, I came across this adventure inspired by Disney’s Haunted Mansion that I wrote in October of 2010. It was in dr...1 week ago
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Review – Bellingrandt and Otto’s Magical Manuscripts in Early Modern Europe - In 1710, a huge collection of magical, cabalistic, and alchemical manuscripts, part of the collection of medical professional Samuel Schröer, came up for s...1 week ago
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Blade Runner 2049 is very good - So I just saw *Blade Runner 2049*. Here are some immediate reactions (no spoilers!): · It’s very good. I give it a 9.7 out of 10. · But…it’s...
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Impact - So, you're playing D&D and you're fighting some orcs. All the orcs are armed with feather dusters, so they actually incapable of harming anyone. And your...
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spicywarhoon: Great Cadillacs and Dinosaur’s cover - really... - spicywarhoon: Great Cadillacs and Dinosaur’s cover - really wish I’d read this series when it was first out. Everything about it seems perfect.2 weeks ago
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Advanced Adventures #37: Under Ruined Onm is now available! - Pleased to say AA#37 is now available for purchase. You can find it at rpgnow at at Lulu. Enjoy! *Nearly seventy five years ago the greatest bard ever know...
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We're Taking a Break... - We're pooped. And our blog is taking a break. We'll still be online, mostly to admire the efforts of others. And we've still got a few surprises up our ...
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Weird Magic: Only Ash Remains - Once again, I submit for your general use a spell for Jim Raggi's Weird Magic System. If you don't have said system, just make this a 1st level magic-user s...2 weeks ago
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OSR October Spring - I had an idea about how to "reboot" tension in the OSR G+ community, and then I scaled it back to just me and what I was going to do. Since I made some n...
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Zombies! - It’s Halloween time and that means all sorts of cheap finds. There’s the Skeleton Army that’s going around and these’ have been doing around too. I don’t r...2 weeks ago
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Blades in the Dark: Clockworkers. The Emperor of Goats - Pledge. (Elizabeth) An Akorosizan Slide. Deadlock. (Shaun) A Dagger Islander Lurk. Echo. (Iris) An Akorosian Whisper. Needles. (Matthew) An Iruvian Cutter....3 weeks ago
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I am going to be taking some time off. - From this blog and from G+. At least a week, hopefully a month. When I come back I will see if I want to continue with this, or if there is anything left ...3 weeks ago
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Illyria Game Two - Against the Cult of the Reptile God! - Illyria Game Two picked up back in the waterside city of Fraus, on the northwest of Lake Laconic. The players met Nicodemus, the thieves' guild master, a...4 weeks ago
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To Battle in Hell - L'Mercenaire! - *A brief plug before the main entry: the Hydra Cooperative is participating in a Hurricane Harvey relief bundle on DriveThruRPG, running through 9/12/2017....
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AD&D Rules I've Overlooked or Misunderstood: Spell Recovery - Today's installment is about a rule that I simply always overlooked, at least in its details: spell recovery. For some reason I never noticed this one, and...
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The Madling Sea - The water surrounding Madling Isle festers with life, most of it extremely dangerous, from a vast array of Earth’s earlier time periods. Megal...
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The Migration Has Begun - It was inevitable - whether Sarmaks, swallows or Indo-Europeans, folks have to migrate eventually. Thus, the good old Land of Nod blog is making a move to ...2 months ago
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annotateddc: According to artist Cameron Stewart, the man on... - annotateddc: According to artist Cameron Stewart, the man on the left may be an homage to late artist Darwyn Cooke, who died last year. In addition to...2 months ago
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Dragon Warriors is FREE! - Well, seems like I don't post much on here other than shopping recommendations, but that *will* change. For now, though, it is important that I bring to e...
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Who's the Law in this Town? - d12 1. Constabulary of the Lord: clerics of state religion use detection magic, blunt instruments to maintain adherence to byzantine regulations, raid es...
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Star Trek Adventures -- The New Star Trek RPG - On the Radar: Star Trek Adventures Star Trek Adventures is the latest Star Trek RPG to come out, and it's full of promise. I've written some things on Star...3 months ago
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Agents of D.O.F.I.E. - Now and then, I make notes for some game-thing-or-other, then forget about it. Then I'll find it again, and laugh at my own jokes, then forget about it aga...
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Curious Riverine Fauna - Some notes from Sergeant Puppybones, a boxtoon bodyguard, sellsword, and amateur naturalist, based on his recent stint as security on the *Fabulous Finger...3 months ago
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Hydra Cooperative Brings (Mild and Curated) Anarchy to North Texas - Teetering on the edge of a new, start-now, well-paying political job (i.e. demanding AF) I get one last reprieve of gainful unemployment this weekend: Nor...
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On Erecting a New Campaign - Do you smell that? It's the smell of a new campaign. New players, new dynamics, new adventures! Here's how this goes: Suggest a couple of games to play...5 months ago
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TBH Rules Dev - Armor, Shields - Currently Armor is damage reduction through a pool of additional 'fake' HP called ArmorPoints. There are various semi-official ways of doing it differently...7 months ago
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government-trash89: Mary Jane Watson by Bruce Timm. - government-trash89: Mary Jane Watson by Bruce Timm.8 months ago
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Wood Trekker Update - Hey guys. I know I have been absent for a while. For those who have reached out in concern, no need to worry. Everything has been going great, I’ve just ...
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Thrantrix the Ineffable Contest - Thrantrix the Ineffable, that lovable whirling-ball-of-snakes Chaos Godling, has demanded that her worship grow. So we’re running a contest! We want to see...11 months ago
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Maps: The Known Dungeon of Montporte After 60 Sessions - Elementalist Monastery Level 1 Elementalist Monastery Sub-Level 1 Elementalist Monastery Level 2 Elementalist Monastery Level 3 Elementalist Monastery Le...
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The Hunted: A gonzo racial class for OSR-style games. - Originally published in the People section of Secret Santicore 2014. *Lore* Those who have ventured into the deep forests often speak of the songs of the gi...1 year ago
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Godbound: Freedom of Strife - • The plan was for the group to Liberation, sneak into the prison, and then get out with Strife. Turns out the complication was Hope and Bones. Bones ha...1 year ago
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Hilarious new series - SuperMansion - I Just caught this via CBR News . Funny as hell. It's a preview episode of a new series on Crackle streaming video coming out on October 8th. It's def...
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Illyrians of Note: The Demimonde - Just above the ranks of the criminal underworld but falling just short of respectability, there exists a shadowy, ill-defined "half-world" populated by a m...
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They growl - A man and a dog *Each day the dogs chased the women from the house, and each day they dug clams on the beach. This was all the food they could get; the ca...
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3 comments:
OH my God. that was funny!
I had to stop for a minute when I got to:
"Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat."
I needed to catch my breath i was laughing so much.
This ones a keeper and I'm stealing it!
Dont thank me. Thank Steve for eating it! :-)
Ewwwwwww!
Funny and Disturbing....
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