You know, just the other day, at Johnny Rocket's, I was trying every line I had on this crazy hot chick. And after using EVERY LINE I had, she told me that she didn't need anything but monkey. At the time I was hurt and confused. Now it totally makes sense. (She was the girl on the left!)
Blackglass Vein – South
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This is the second of two linked maps exploring a small abandoned mine.
Known as the Blackglass Vein, this was …
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[Q&A] Chris O’Neill (Thunder Road Vendetta RPG)
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[7:31 PM]Chris O’Neill, 9th Level Games: Hey everyone. I’m Chris O’Neill
the lead designer and chief creative at 9th Level Games [7:31 PM]Chris
O’Neill, 9t...
zak update
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In case you missed it, check out the new article on Zak. Of special
interest to me are two items:
Smith was never charged with any crime but respond...
Wednesday Comics: DC, March 1985 (week 2)
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I'm reading DC Comics' output from January 1980 (cover date) to *Crisis*!
This week, I read the comics released the week of December 13, 1985.
*Amethyst ...
Into the Breaking
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By Dave RobinsonKEH PublishingOSELevels 4-6 Travel from the city of
Cismontane into one of the worlds beyond the Breaking on a mission to stop
a monstrous ...
Urazya: Krevborna's Continent
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The details of the world around Krevborna have been left intentionally
vague so that whoever wants to use the setting can easily place it within a
world ...
Best Books of 2025
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By tradition, December is marked on the 25th by Christmas Day, on the 24th
by Christmas Eve, on the 26th by Boxing Day, on the 31st by New Year's Eve,
an...
The Future of False Machine
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Dragonmeet left me relatively alienated and thinking a lot about my
‘career’, such as it is.
Sir John Soanes House was pretty great
I don’t think I can r...
MONSTER RALLIES IV: MAD SCIENTISTS
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Mad Scientists are often at the heart of Monster Rallies. They are an
outgrowth of the Frankenstein movies and many of the plots involve monsters
seeking...
Fight On! Issue 17 now available
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As noted months ago *here*, the Old School Renaissance fanzine *Fight On!* has
experienced its own renaissance. After spending a decade in a magically
in...
Drunken Zoogs (Bookhounds/Trail of Cthulhu)
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Sourced from NBC News
You can't tell me about a drunk trash panda and not expect me to use that
material.
Besides, it's December, which is basically ...
The First Superman Villains, 1938-1941
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It felt like the entirety of the pop culture of the 1930s was clearing the
way for Superman’s arrival in 1938. It’s because the adventure heroes of
the t...
What do people know about the Mythos?
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I don't buy into the premise of a masquerade between the mundane and
supernatural. False dichotomy, Enlightenment hubris, strains disbelief,
requires too...
Toys on the (Gaming) Table...
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As Christmas approaches, toys spring immediately to mind. Yours truly has
talked (ad nauseum) about getting Holmes Basic for Christmas, but never
that much...
Andor Game Prologue: Mission Briefing
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This is the briefing the players of my Andor game received prior to start
of game.
*YAVIN IV BRIEFING ROOM*
*Mid-day. Three months after the Battle of Y...
How to run a slasher Part 2.
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I actually thought I posted this already.
Player Characters
The PCs in the game I ran were all pre gens and divided into two waves.
Wave one was compr...
Mutants and Wizards
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Heya folks, long time no see.
I've just started working on something new called Mutants and Wizards. It's
going to be an OSE/OSR post-apocalyptic game t...
G.I. Robot Was Right
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I found this while scrolling yesterday. I love GI and just ordered a “GI
Robot Was Right” shirt yesterday. I think it might be time for another
Punch A Naz...
Ten Friggin Hill Cantons Wizards
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10 Wizards of the Hill Cantons
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Name
Description
1
Magister Dobromil the Cauterizer
Specializes in magical “cleaning” of reality leaks. Wears fou...
Experience with Python
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Well, it amused me to make it. (Inspired by my Facebook ads.)
But it did get me thinking about how Conan the Barbarian set the bar so
high for 1980s f...
On Bounty, Questions worth asking.
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Well? Will we?
Available Now!
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*Hack & Slash*
Follow, Twitch, Support, Donate to end Cancer (5 ...
What is the point of the OSR?
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Over on Reddit, Kaliburnus asks What the point of the OSR is? He concludes
his post with some questions.
So, honest question, what is the point of OSR?...
The Earwight
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The sinister little insects known as earwights are thought to have once
been earwigs who fed on the decaying flesh of revenants or other matter
suffused wi...
B5 Horror on the Hill - Finished!
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After what feels like an inordinate amount of time, we finally finished
Adventure *B5: Horror on the Hill.* We started this one back in the fall of
2024....
COLOURED GAS BEING
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COLOURED GAS BEING
"He had learned much of the Other Gods in distant parts of space,
especially in that region where form does not exist, and coloured gase...
Eyes of Idola, Part 2
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This is Part 2. Here is Part 1.
*Concept 1: Entering the Dungeon*
Descending the stairs into B1, the party reach rooms that are dark,
crowded, flooded, a...
The Crypt of Atan-Thu
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I was one of the first backers for this adventure. It looks so promising!
Kickstarter ends on 26th August. Check it out at the following link:
htt...
And Now For Something Completely Different
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I'm participating in another blogging challenge this month, the 31 Day
Character Creation Challenge - I opted to make a classic *Traveller*
character each ...
The Tarot of Pips
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Somewhere in your dice collection is a die like this one, the humblest of
dice. Although you don't know it, this small white die carries with it a
secr...
Inspectres in Grifton
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On November 8, we played a one-off Inspectres game set with the
Starkweather monster hunter tradition, based in Grifton. My Setup I quickly
pulled out and ...
FWS Ships of the Line: Explorer and Science Ships
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Often one of the set pieces for high space adventure and tragedy is those
spacecraft that go where no one has gone before and may never go again if
the ou...
More Moria
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Thanks to Free League's Moria: Through the Doors of Durin sourcebook for
their Lord of the Rings RPG The One Ring, we have an updated & official
map, guid...
Angels, Demons and Subtle Bodies
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It’s delightful when D&D-isms sometimes converge with ancient wisdom, even
accidentally. I was watching a video from Jonathan Pageau earlier today
concerni...
Dungeon23 February Retrospective
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Another month, another section of Alhamra put to bed. But before February
gets too far behind us, I wanted to post my thoughts on the month that was.
I’m n...
There Were Dice
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I started my Spelljammer game last weekend. It was my first time DMing
since December 2021. I wasn't as rusty as I thought I was going to be, but
I *was ...
Legends of Law: Von Hoff
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Wampus Country has had its share of heroes, both in antiquity and in the
modern era, but perhaps none is held up as the flower of knighthood quite
as mu...
Notes on a semi-successful skill system
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When I finished my Team Tsathogga campaign back in 2019, one of the things
that I noted afterwards was the extent to which fighters had struggled to
keep...
Trying Something New
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Based on what I said last time, I’m going to try out something new. Check
out my posts at Medium – one test you can ignore, one discussion of why I
chose t...
Its time to move this blog.
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So tired of Blogger changing things. I've been using this since 2008 or
2009 and its this new interface they forced us to have has been driving me
crazy...
Strange, Dangerous, and Inhuman: The Fey and Fairie
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When I was a boy I loved fairy tales. Jack and the Beanstalk, Puss in
Boots, Rumpelstiltskin - I devoured all of it. My fascination that there
was a strang...
Discontinued
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Friends,
I'll make it official. I will stop this blog.
A lot has happened last year. And my interests have moved in a different
direction.
Thank you for...
Ravensburg Reboot: Streamlined City Map
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I mentioned in my last post how I was tweaking and reworking parts of my
Ravensburg setting. Today I streamlined the city map. The old map had lots
of redu...
Please, I don't do paid advertisements - don't ask.
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A little note since people have asked me about this. My video channel's
*not* an advertising platform, so I'm not available for hire if you want to
promote...
How can We Destroy this Campaign World?
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d12
1. You must trick a bard into strumming the *Chords of Fate* on the *Lute
of Annihilation*
2. Legends tell of thermonuclear weapons beneath megadunge...
Goodbye and Good Luck
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Well some of you may have noticed this blog has been down, restricting
access for some time. For various reasons I've decided to step away from
the OSR...
Eurafrika Attacks! [Campaign Idea]
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Around about 1929, a German architect by the name of Herman Sörgel came
with an idea he called Atlantropa. The idea was simple (no, not really) -
he was go...
Additional Things - Doing Away with Hitpoints
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So there s a couple of things you need to adress, if you want to get rid of
Hitpoints. These are not fully formed rules, this, like much of the stuff i
pos...
The Cosmic Gobsmack: Me and Mr. C
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My gut started bothering me a week or so before the last GenCon.
I had a previously set appointment for Aug. 21st and told my Family Dr.,
who recommended a...
Bob and Thor track and find three deer in one day
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Thor von Moosbach-Zuzelek, a brother to our Tuesday and Darren Doran's
Theo, has had a great tracking season so far. He helped hunters to recover
their de...
Thrantrix the Ineffable Contest
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Thrantrix the Ineffable, that lovable whirling-ball-of-snakes Chaos
Godling, has demanded that her worship grow. So we’re running a contest! We
want to see...
Why I No Longer Buy Under Armour Products
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This post is an opinion piece, done to express my disappointment in Under
Armour as a company and make clear my intention to stop purchasing any of
their...
Godbound: Freedom of Strife
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• The plan was for the group to Liberation, sneak into the prison, and
then get out with Strife. Turns out the complication was Hope and Bones.
Bones ha...
Illyrians of Note: The Demimonde
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Just above the ranks of the criminal underworld but falling just short of
respectability, there exists a shadowy, ill-defined "half-world" populated
by a ...
They growl
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A man and a dog
*Each day the dogs chased the women from the house, and each day they dug
clams on the beach. This was all the food they could get; the ...
I am thought to be exiled gentry, a vagabond, a scandalous rogue, a troubadour, armchair tactician, amateur grifter, self taught mechanic, would be author, adventurer, rogue scholar, traveler of strange lands, and an all round near do well.
3 comments:
You know, just the other day, at Johnny Rocket's, I was trying every line I had on this crazy hot chick. And after using EVERY LINE I had, she told me that she didn't need anything but monkey. At the time I was hurt and confused. Now it totally makes sense. (She was the girl on the left!)
Well its a well know fact monkeys are evil. And as we all know evil/dickbags get all the hot chicks.
Amen to that! Maybe I should become evil!!!
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