Monday, August 13, 2007

The common items table

The character Carlos in the up coming Angola game. Has a martial art call Moo Gi Gong. It basically allows a practitioner to pick up anything and use it as a weapon. This martail artist in a hardware store has an arsenal at their disposal. He had started collecting thing in the Nam section. So I created a table to be randomly rolled on to determine what items he starts with. I had him roll a D10 to see how many items he gets. (which he rolled a 9) I then had him roll on the following tables for all the items. He rolled which table, then which item, for each item.

Roll 1D4
if 1-2 roll on table A
if 3-4 roll on table B

Table A
01 Necktie, paisley
02 8 Track, Olivia Newton-John
03 Roll of quarters
04 Yellow Smileyface Button
05 Copy of The Joy of Sex
06 Rosary, wooden
07 Cue Ball
08 Length of Bicycle Chain
09 Cowboy Boot
10 Corkscrew
11 Rubber Chicken
12 Garlic Press
13 Lead Pipe
14 Bag of Marbles
15 Stapler, Swingline
16 Tack hammer
17 Hip flask filled with cheap gin
18 Fondue Fork
19 Artist's Palette
20 Bar of Soap
21 Phone, table
22 Afro pick
23 Lampshade
24 Carpet sample, shag
25 Drawer, file cabinet
26 Hardhat
27 Super glue
28 Jack-in-the-box, tin
29 Polish Sausage
30 Coffee can, tin
31 Toilet seat
32 Pan, frying
33 Coffee pot
34 Pocket Watch
35 Fountain pen
36 Aqua net
37 Garden shears
38 Small Gardening Spade
39 Ice bucket
40 Matchbox car
41 Tire Iron
42 Wrist Watch
43 Deck of Cards
44 10 Penny Nail
45 Stage microphone, with cord
46 Dildo, extra-large
47 Toothbrush
48 3, already fired .357 magnum cartridges
49 Adjustable wrench
50 Knitting Needle
51 Spool of Red Thread
52 Little umbrella from a fruity drink
53 Hair Dryer
54 Belt, leather
55 Yard-sized trash bag
56 Flash-cube for camera
57 Shaving cream, spray-can
58 Bottle of Miller Highlife Beer
59 Wire cutters
60 Pet rock
61 Platform shoe
62 TV remote, swung by connecting wire
63 Car phone
64 Ernie Ball Super Slinky Guitar String - High E, looped through anchor nut into noose/garrote
65 Money clip
66 Pink-haired troll
67 Bicentennial Quarter
68 Snapped off Lincoln Continental hood ornament
69 Bottle of Billy Beer
70 Vinyl LP of America's Greatest Hits
71 Transistor radio
72 Galvanized tin trash can lid
73 Belt with "America - Love It or Leave It!" buckle
74 Fake Jimmy Carter Teeth
75 Can of Crisco
76 Spark Plug for Ford 460 V8
77 Gillette Techmatic razor
78 White Fender Telecaster with home-installed humbucking pickups
79 Watergate paperweight
80 Vial of water from Love Canal81 Keg Tap
82 Moon Pie
83 Rosewood Grips for a S&W Revolver
84 Glass Eye
85 Bottle Opener
86 Worlds Greastest Dad Coffee Mug
87 Fishing Lure
88 Lava Lamp
89 73' Pinto Gas Cap
90 Bottle of Jack Daniels
91 Bottle of Thunderbird Wine
92 72' Chevy Nova Radiator Cap
93 Wooden 12" Ruler
94 Flat Head Screw Driver
95 Baseball
96 Golf Ball
97 Jawbreaker
98 Bag of Walnuts
99 Pipe Wrench
100 Pad Lock

Table B
01 Wire Coat Hanger
02 Bowling Trophy
03 Masonry Trowel
04 3/8" Bolt
05 Door Knob
06 Prosthetic Leg
07 Real Human Hand
08 1' long Logging Chain
09 Assortment of Fridge Magnets (letters of the alphabet)
10 Fork
11 Spoon
13 Butter Knife
14 5/8 Socket
15 1/4" Open Ended Wrench
16 Roll of Copper Wire
17 Slinky
18 Yo-Yo
19 Channel Lock Pliers
20 Lug Nut
21 James Gang, James Gang Rides Again Vinyl LP
22 Petosky Stone
23 Lava Rock
24 Light Bulb
25 Keys to a 56' Buick Roadmaster
26 Bottle of Vinegar
27 Jar of Pickles (Kosher)
28 Can of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
29 Lynyrd Skynyrd, Second Helping Vinyl LP
30 Ball of String
31 Rubber Ball
32 Dead Squirrel
33 Rubber Dog Poop
34 Real Dog Poop
35 Can of WD-40
36 Wiper blade off of a 74' Dodge Pickup
37 Piston Head for a Chevy 350 V8
38 Box of thumb Tacks
39 1966 Michigan Licence Plate
40 Bag of Gumballs
41 Flash Light
42 Lantern Battery
43 2, Radio Tubes
44 Can of SPAM
45 Spatula
46 Horse Shoe
47 TV Antenna
48 1, Small Can of Blue Paint
49 Can of Pennzoil 10W30 Motor Oil
50 Can of Spray Paint (Yellow in color)
51 Scooby Doo Lunch Box
52 Lone Ranger Cap Gun
53 Ceramic Vase
54 Can of Campbells Condensed Chicken Noodle Soup
55 Bar Dart
56 Ladle
57 Meat Fork
58 Box of 1/4" Rivets
59 Paint Brush
60 Rolling Pin
61 Box of Cotter Pins
62 Bust of Abraham Lincoln
63 6" tall Bronze Statue of Buddha
64 Ford Key Chain
65 50 Cent Piece
66 Eisenhower Dollar Coin
67 11, One Dollar Chips from the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas
68 28" Barrel for a Remington 870 12gauge Shotgun
69 Bottle of Maple Syrup
70 1964 Olds Cutlass Hubcap
71 Alternator Belt for a 71' Olds Toronado
72 Chop Sticks
73 Slot Machine Arm
74 Wire Brush
75 Can of Rubber Cement
76 Brick
77 Wood Chisel
78 Bolt Cutters
79 Small C-Clamp
80 Phillips Head Screw Driver
81 Cracker Jack Decoder Ring
82 Glass Chess Knight
83 Carburetor for 69' Trans Am 350 V8
84 Tape Measure
85 Moonshine Jug
86 Mason Jar of Moonshine
87 Crosscut Handsaw
88 1/2" Drill Bit
89 Scratch Awl
90 Ball -Peen Hammer
91 Tea Kettle
92 Stereo Headphones
93 Harmonica
94 4, Guitar Picks
95 Ping Pong Paddle
96 Lawn Dart
97 2, Shot Glasses
98 Beer Stein
99 Can of SpaghettiO's
100 Circular Saw Blade

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